SMS Jokes in Hindi

Ladki apne Boyfrnd se -
Mene 4 Boys se Sex kiya, to me Randi... Aur tumne 10 Ladkiyo ko kiya, to tum Jawan Mard...
Aisa kyo....?? B0L0....

Boy - Suno...

Jo 'Taala?' bahut Chabiyo? se khule,
wo kharab "Taala"?

...Lekin,

Jis "Chabi" se bahut sare Taale ? khule,
wo

"MASTER KEY"? kahlati hai...