funny Sms Jokes

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

Sheru: teek hai doctor

(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?

Sheru: nahi doctor.

Doctor: kyu nahi?

Sheru: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe lolzx