Santa Banta Chutkule

Customer: Teri Dukan To Mithai
Ki Hai Tera Dil Khane Ko
Nahi Karta?
Santa: bahut Karta Hai Uncle.
Par Papa Rasgulle Gin K Jate
Hain, Isliye Sirf
Choos K Rakh Deta Hoon...!!
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Santa: Yaar Murgi K Bache
Ande Todkar Bahar Kaise Aa
Jate He?
Banta: Mujhe To Ye Samj Me
Nahi Aata Saale Band
Ande Me Ghus Kaise Jate He..!!
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Santa Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap
Ko, Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai
Oye! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi
Haramkhor H, Jo Shadi K Album
Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha...!!!