Top 5 Collection of Jokes and Funny Status
1. => Wife To Husband
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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz Ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo Choclate Khaao.
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Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho
Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
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Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam Karne se Pahle Meetha Khana Chahiye.!
Husband Rock Wife shocked.
2. => PuRpOsE Hi KiTa c,,,
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KehRA mAReyA C ChaAku,,,,
ghAR Aa Ke LaMbhA De gyA tERa
Bapu...!!! ."
3. => Kaash Koi cute si ladki meko post
pe
aake bolti. . ;
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"HONEY tu mujhko fansa le plzz"
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.aur mai reply deta. .
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Nahi main study me bahut busy
hun
yaar, lekin tu zid kar rahi h to thik
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maan jata hu
4. => Railway Tc: Baba Kaha Jaoge.?
Sadhu: Jaha Ram Ka Janam Hua
Tha..
Railway Tc: Ticket Hai.?
Sadhu: Nahi Hai..
Railway Tc: To Chalo..
Sadhu: Kaha..?
Railway Tc: Jaha Krishna Ka Janam
Hua Tha..
5. => Aajkal ke ladko ka hausla dekho,
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pados wali pinky set nahi hoti,
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aur
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Facebook pe USA ki ladkiyo ko friend
request bhej rahe hai.