Top Funny Chutkule and Status in Hindi and Punjabi ( Selected )
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=> Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly Where Iz Ur Heart? (All Boys Shouted Loudly) ! ! In Girls Hostel !!! Teacher Smiled And Said : Mera Bhi <=
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=> 1ladka Dusre Ladke Se.. Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ?? . Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia:" . . . . . Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai.. . Na Tumhari Hai.. Na Hamari Hai.. Bas Sarkari Hai.. <=
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=> Mobile Company Ke Kisi Brilliant Salesman Ko Loose Motion Ho Jaye. . . Toh Wo Doctor Ko Kaise Batayega?. . . Doctor Saab Subah Se Unlimited Outgoing Chal Rahi Hai, Ander Se Nayi 2 Ringtone Sunai Deti Hai, . Pet Me Balance Khatam Ho Gya Hai, . Thoda B Recharge Karta Hu To 5 Min Me Discharge Ho Jata Hai, . Meharbani Karke Ye Scheme Band Kar Doh. <=
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=> Ek Diwaar par likha huya tha, . . . "Life Is Very Beautiful". . . .. Kisi ne uske niche . ek line aur add Kar di: . . "Terms& Conditions Of Your Wife Apply"....!!! <=
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=> Eh ਪਿਆਰ ਵਿਆਰ ਤਾਂ Vehleyan ਦੇ ਕੰਮ ਆ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . sAAnu ਤਾਂ Tom and Jerry ਦੇਖਣ ਤੋਂ ਵੇਹਲ ਨਹੀ Mildi....
