Hindi Sms Jokes (MIX)

01. "Boy on date in Restaurant -Jaan tum se ek baat kehna chahta hun... . . Girl - Kya.....?? . . Boy - I already have a girl friend... . . Girl - Dara diya saale, mujhe laga paise nai hai. 02. Shrabi apne bache ko poem sikha reha tha. "Machhli jal ki rani hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Raat ko daru k sath khani hai.. 03. Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!! Kya parso? Bolo Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!! Batao kya parso? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha K parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, Aaj 2 le aati. 04. Rajnikant Opens a CoLLege... But Students r Confused Bcoz....... . . . Name of coLLege iS.. . .. . 'RajniCant MedicaL CoLLege of Engineering for Commrce & Arts'. 05. Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha . . . Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua " . . . . . Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"