Latest Nonveg Gande Jokes in Hindi

Ekdum latest hai pura padhna market me abhi abhi aaya hai

Arz kiya hai...
Teer kya chalati ho,
dhaar to talwar🔪 me hai,
Duppate se kya chhupati ho,
Maal to salwar me hai..
Palat kar dekh janeman,
Jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hai..
Bra me do bum 🌕🌕tum rakhti ho ,
to Chaddi👖 me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai..
Kitni kathor vidambana hai kudrat ki.
Phoolon ka raja gulab, Kaanto me rehta hai..!
Aur jeevan ka nirmata, Zhaato🌿 me rehta hai...:D😛Jaise phooli hui roti 🍪kabhi kachchi nahi hoti,
Waise hi bra pehni hui ladki kabhi bachchi nahi
hoti..
Aur
Jaise Magarmach🐊 ke aansoo Kabhi sachche
nahin hote
Waise muh mein LUND dene se bacche 👭nahi
hote!!
Kisi buzurg MaDaRcHoD ne sahi kaha hai

Ladki ko Lavde pe bithao
to tumse dil laga legi

Aur agar Ladki ko dil me bithao
to woh tumhare Lavde laga degi..
Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,
Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,
Pyar💞 kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,
Aur aaj-kal ki girlfriend kehti hai,

Daal Chutiye ghabra mat.
Aadmi ko Zindgi me sirf 2 cheezein achhi milni chahiye

1:KHURAAK.
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2: Suraakh.